| Name: | Brendan Corboy |
| AKA: | Corgirl (only when he makes mistakes), Corboy |
| Hometown: | Wilmette, IL |
| Year: | Freshman |
| Major: | Business (Undecided) |
| Favorite Throw: | A no look backwards turnaround over the shoulder scoober laser shot zipping through the stack like a concrete parking-pad taking flight during a category 9.9675 tornado caused by a magnitude 11.0 earthquake( yes those kind go up to 11) dancing over some looser team's heads and landing softly, like a sack of potatoes in Dan The Man's extend arms as the crowd of 45,000 goes wild like this, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh hhh hh hh hh hhh" followed by a slow clap. |
Corboy owning his Ruby Tuesday's meal like a lost puppy,